So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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