I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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