So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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