But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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