Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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