i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
ugly people sure do ruin things
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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