'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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