at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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