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• (407): View more from Florida

  So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.

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  WHAT?!

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  He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.

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• (714): View more from California

  She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.

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• (805): View more from California

  What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'

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  The cougar kind?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.

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• (310): View more from California

  i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.

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