dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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