He is an equal opportunity slut.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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