i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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