When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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