So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
You don't make any sense
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