Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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