hell yes lets make some ravioli
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i've created a new STD.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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