But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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