Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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