what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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