Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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