just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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