That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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