YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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