This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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