How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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