Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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