Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
