youre lurking in front of me
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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