So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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