You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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