Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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