How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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