All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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