if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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