yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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