There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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