remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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