You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I CAN MOONWALK!
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
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