My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
