I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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