covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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