you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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