I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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