And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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