"it" just moved
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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