im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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