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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.

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  and how was that received?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I resent the implication of a jizz addiction

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