i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I have already put on my inside pants.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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