White coat. Heels.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
we're so committed to being not committed
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