i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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