I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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