Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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