My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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