So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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